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[07 Aug 2006|12:13am] |
Dylan: I’m a grinder soldier.
Me: What does a grinder soldier do?
Dylan: That means I eat crime.
Me: You eat crime? What does crime taste like?
Dylan: Oranges.
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[18 Jun 2006|02:06pm] |
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"This just in - Ann Coulter just became #1 on my list of horsefaced women to punch in the face." <3 Pam
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[01 Jun 2006|03:08am] |
Allen Gregory C: I want to fill a super soaker with cheap vodka and spray down other drivers.
Allen Gregory C: Then call the police and tell them I think they're driving drunk.
Allen Gregory C: Because, seriously, who would believe that story.
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[01 Jun 2006|03:01am] |
Danny Internets: we watched Hogan Knows Best the other day too
Danny Internets: it sucks but it's also the best idea ever
Allen Gregory C: Yeah.
Allen Gregory C: It's not a very good show.
Allen Gregory C: But it's definitely on the air.
Danny Internets: hulk hogan doesn't have nearly as much roid rage as i'd hoped
Danny Internets: i wanted to see him punching holes through walls and strangling his wife and shit
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[13 May 2006|12:33am] |
Danny Internets: well there's google
Danny Internets: 1 followed by 100 zeros
Danny Internets: and googleplex
Danny Internets: which is a google googles
CrystalKU1: thats how much money i owe to KU
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[08 May 2006|08:51pm] |
Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.
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[08 May 2006|02:01am] |
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"Some kids in Italy call me 'Mama Jazz'; I thought that was so cute. As long as they don't call me 'Grandma Jazz.'"
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[03 May 2006|09:10pm] |
CrystalKU1: you going to the american idol concert?
Danny Internets: yeah
Danny Internets: i'm cloning myself so i can go twice
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[23 Apr 2006|11:19pm] |
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"I started watching the ants in my backyard, and I couldn't figure out which ants were bad and which ants were good. They all the looked the same. . So, I decided to just smite them all. I smote them with a water hose. I smote them with fire. I smote them with rocks. Then I went a little crazy and smote them with a shovel. The ants couldn't do anything to stop me. They might have been praying all day to me, but I couldn't hear them. Their prayers meant nothing. Oh well, I guess there's nothing we can do. We are powerless to control God's actions. The best we can do is be kind to each other and be happy and hope that God doesn't smite us with his shovel."
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[21 Apr 2006|07:29pm] |
CrystalKU1: too bad guys don't vomit like girls do
CrystalKU1: you're my brown eyed girl
Danny Internets: wrong hole
Danny Internets: haha that was so witty
CrystalKU1: gross
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[20 Apr 2006|12:17am] |
"What was it like?"
"Imagine 100 fat guys falling down stairs and knocking down old ladies. Multiply that by ten and you're still not even close."
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[26 Mar 2006|11:33pm] |
"On the Oswald Harvey scale you rate a 6."
"Only a 6?"
"It only goes up to 6. And it starts at 3!"
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[23 Mar 2006|06:55pm] |
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"So funny I shit myself AND the guy sitting next to me!"
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[19 Mar 2006|12:12pm] |
Danny Internets: to get there via subway you have to take the green D line
Danny Internets: there are 4 green lines
Danny Internets: you have to make sure you get on the correct train when you take it, it must be D
Danny Internets: you take it to Newton Center
Timmy Walnuts: i'm high now, i'll call you after i see my friend, ok?
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